But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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