everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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