So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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