I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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