The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Randomize
