Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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