Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
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Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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