we're blogging at a bar
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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