He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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