Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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