So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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