Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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