I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.