I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
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New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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