No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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