That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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