We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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