It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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