Sry I called you an 8
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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