Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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