? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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