Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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