yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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