we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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