If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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