Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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