she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I forget how to act sober
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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