I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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