So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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