they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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