D3 body, D1 cock
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
COCAINE IS GR8
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize