you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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