well I can't set my house on fire every night
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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