I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Where is the hickey?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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