whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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