Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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