You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again