I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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