the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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