I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize