can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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