hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I skipped work to stalk him.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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