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(616): View more from Michigan

GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?

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(604): View more from British Columbia

her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.

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(703): View more from Virginia

drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip

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(815): View more from Illinois

I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?

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(630): View more from Illinois

He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something

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(517): View more from Michigan

Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.

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