apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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