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  My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet

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• (512): View more from Texas

  If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on

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• (805): View more from California

  I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (714): View more from California

  You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.

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