Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill