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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I need help removing her.

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• (310): View more from California

  The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  we're about an hour out, how's the weather?

  (720): View more from Colorado

  cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?

  (727): View more from Florida

  Only if you say it like that.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.

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• (714): View more from California

  A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?

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• (315): View more from New York

  Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.

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