these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??