are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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