You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
They are going to name an STD after you.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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