the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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