have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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