glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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