So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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