pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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