I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I think a kid would responsible me up
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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