Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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