if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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