don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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