i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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