You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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